Tuesday 4 August 2009

Joke Tuesday.

Bloody fantastic. A firm with a sense of humour, at last.




A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.







A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:




Dear Sir,



Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.







The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note:







Dear Sir,



Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.







The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:







Dear Sir,



Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup.



We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

14 comments:

petra michelle; Whose role is it anyway? said...

Now that was hilarious, John! :))
I can now face the challenges ahead with the endorphins having been satisifed! ;)

Unknown said...

Hiya, Petra Michelle!

ChrisB said...

hehehehehehehe

Unknown said...

Chris,I just knew you'd like that!

thepinkdog said...

LOL! Excellent joke! Keep 'em coming!

Unknown said...

I'll try Caroline!

Blazing said...

Boom boom ;-)

#Debi said...

Not just a firm with a sense of humor, but one that actually responds to correspondence! Amazing! :D

Pat said...

Deelicious! Can you blame 'em?

Unknown said...

Anonymous, piss off or use English!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL....Good One, John! I love jokes with wonderful Mental Images...!

Unknown said...

Who's the anonymous pest?

Wendy Ascham said...

Looks like you will have to add 'Comment Moderation' to your comments. I know it's a bloody nusiance, but at least you can delete twats like Anonymous before their silly rubbish goes on your site.

Dad told me that joke a long time ago, obviously he told you as well!

Unknown said...

Wendy, hello! Actually he didn't, but it is an oldie!