Tuesday 5 April 2011

Joke Tuesday.

A man was in a long queue at his local Tesco's.
As he got to the till , he realised he had forgotten to get
condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought
up to her.

She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he
didn't know. Without batting an eyelid, the girl asked him to drop his
kecks.
She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and called
over the intercom, 'One box of large condoms, Till 5.'

The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most
of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the till, he told
the assistant that he too had forgotten to get
condoms and asked if she could have some brought to
her for him.
She asked him what size, and he stated that he didn't know. She
asked him to drop his pants.
She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, 'One
box of medium-sized condoms, Till 5.'

A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he
had seen was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact
with a live female so he thought this was his chance. When he got to
the till he told the checkout girl he needed some condoms too.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked
him to drop his trousers and reached over the counter, gave him a quick
squeeze then picked up the intercom and said....
(Remember this next time you hear it in the store!...)















" Cleaner to Till 5' please ......

1 comment:

Mr Rob said...

Two jokes in two days! Blogging bargain.
Nice one JG