It's 11 years ago today since I got squashed by a nasty tree! My Dad has been a superstar during the past decade. My friends have helped, taken the piss and generally been there. I thank them.
Now, onto the subject of todays drivel. Have you ever analysed the front of your birthday cards? This year, I have had
I shall categorize them.
Three were alcohol related,(not a problem,as I am in the pub every lunch). One was about computers,(ok, I use mine a lot). One was about sending me a pole dancer, who upon opening the card, was a bloke called Igor!(Thanks Sis!)
The remaining three cards however, somewhat disturbed me. They all had pictures of a CHIMPANZEE on them! Now, I can take a lot of stick,as I give it out, but I think the comparison is grossly unfair!
On a final note,Rob and Kath, that bloody card took me 15 minutes to open!!!!!!!!!