Quiz answers

Well done you all, a good effort. The non-prize goes to Mr. Farty, who only got two wrong!

1. Colour, chef.......Pink Floyd
2. Heavy balloon.........Led Zeppelin
3. Sovereign.......Queen
4. Male/female guns.......Sex Pistols
5. Chilly apes........Arctic Monkeys
6. Traitor vicar............Judas Priest
7. The beginning.............Genesis
8. Hurry up..........Rush
9. Are you enjoying this.......Yes
10. Sounds like insects..............Beatles
11. Coloured shellfish sect............Blue Oyster Cult
12. Birds of prey........Eagles
13. Murderers............Stranglers
14. Peelers.............Police
15. Metal clothes horse.............Iron Maiden
16. Much too much..........INXS
17. Stuck in a rut.................Jam
18. Dark Sunday..........Black Sabbath
19. Heavy colour........Deep Purple
20. Haven in the desert............Oasis

A quiz for you.

Guess the band. Some clues are cryptic, so think laterally.

1. Coloured chef?
2. Heavy balloon?
3. Sovereign.
4. Male/Female guns?
5. Chilly apes.
6. Traitor, vicar?
7. The beginning.
8. Hurry up !
9. Are you enjoying this?
10. Sounds insects.
11. Coloured shellfish sect.
12. Birds of prey.
13. Murderers.
14. Peelers?
15. Metal clothes horse?
16. Much too much !
17. Stuck in traffic?
18. Dark Sunday.
19. Heavy colour?
20. Haven in the desert.

Joke Tuesday.

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics ended in mayhem last night after someone in the audience shouted,

















"He's behind you!"

True, or not?

Headline in the Sunday Telegraph yesterday.

Why can't a woman win Mastermind? Pass.

These were the exact words.


Er, HELLO?

*wheels off, sharpish*

Autumn is upon us.

The colours seem to gel, the Robinia Freesia(yellow tree) is amazing at this time of year. Click on the picture and have a browse!

Yaaahoooo !!

FUMING!

Spanish Goth inadvertently got me all wound up and unnecessary when I read his last post.

This climate change/global warming crap has got really out of control. What a brilliant way to tax the crap out of us all. Based on a load of unsubstantiated data that over half the worlds leading meteorologists and climateologists say is rubbish.The majority seem to say that the planet is going through a normal cyclical period. Global temperatures , taken since 1998, show a slight cooling trend.

So Gordon Brown and his cronies are going to make standard light bulbs a thing of history by 2011, and make us all buy energy saving bulbs, which cost 3 times as much, and don't like being turned on and off too often, (they fail), great! Who's going to pay for all my new lampshades?

These bulbs are made using mercury, which the EU has just stopped our barometer makers from using, in case it gets into landfill. Where are the dud energy saving bulbs going to go?

And, whilst China is opening a new coal-fired power station every 4 days, this is going to save the planet?

Which planet do these people live on?

Joke Tuesday. (nearly forgot)

A little girl finds her dog dead with its ' legs in the air and asks her Dad why it is like that. Dad explains that it has died, and is like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven.

The next day she says, "Dad, Mum nearly died today. She was on her back with her legs in the air shouting , "Oh, Jesus, i'm coming." And if the window cleaner hadn't been holding her down, we'd have lost her!

Roll on winter ?

The photo in this post has been used with the subjects permission.

Can you imagine a Northerly force 7 in mid-winter?

Di, the landlady can't !! This was taken last week, it was cold......but not as cold as it will be!

Carrots !

Now, you wouldn't think a title 'Carrots' would attract much interest. But, I know you lot will come up with a better caption than that. Over to you..........