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Aren't you excited now?
I have known Di, our ever-so lovely soaker landlady for nearly 4 years and have never seen her in a dress. Last Saturday was one of the ex- barmaids 30th birthday party, and I bribed asked one of the lads for a photo.
Doesn't she look lovely?
My Grandmother is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grandson,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker...
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
Am I glad I did that? What an uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.
While I was sitting there I found that lots of people love Jesus!
The guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'
What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!
Then, everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.
Then I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air.
I asked my teenage passenger in the back seat what that meant.
He said it was a Hawaiian good luck sign. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good
luck sign right back.
My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!
A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.
I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed.
So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.
So I slowed the car right down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!
Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
My Rezimay
Deer Sur,
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paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
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I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me.
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complikaited
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job Bcuz of my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,
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Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins
PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low. 
Congratulations, you start on Monday, we have spellchecker.
My youngest cousin and her husband arrived yesterday with their first sprog child
Now, I freely admit to a form of child phobia (especially in pubs)
Lorna-Jane,Faye-Nicole and Glen.
Dad, Faye-Nicole and me.
Isn't she lovely?
I mentioned the other day about the beautiful colours this autumn. This is a Japanese flowering Cherry in my front garden. It has featured before, but still excels!
There was an elderly couple that went to a burger restaurant. They ordered one cheeseburger, one large fries, one large drink, and an extra large soda.
When the old couple sat down, the man sitting next to them watched the old man cut the burger in half, taking half of the fries and giving his wife half, and pouring the soda in the extra cup he ordered.
The man at the next table was confused, so he went over there and told the couple that if they couldn't afford a meal for each of them, he would be happy to pay for it. The old man shook his head and told him that there was no need because he and his wife had shared everything for the last 40 years.
The man went back to his seat and then he saw the old man eating while the old woman just sat there doing nothing.
He went over to them again and asked the old lady why she wasn't eating.
She said, "Well, it's his turn to use the teeth."
The Autumn this year has produced a riot of colour, rather like British Columbia in the fall. Hopefully I will get some photos tomorrow and will post them here on Wednesday.
I am furious! It's not often I get really annoyed, but some thieving reptile in Brazil has hacked into my Facebook account and stolen $10,000,000 of chips from my poker account!
Now, I know they are free,but they are saleable.
I now know there is a chance of Facebook re-imbursing me, so all passwords have been changed, but not before I bought some more chips, which last night the bastard had again!!
After it was marked and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at B&Q and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This picture is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
Things have been somewhat subdued in here of late since Di our ever so lovely soaker landlady announced she was moving on
However she still excels herself! Today was a prime example. I rolled up at the usual time (opening), Dad bought the wheelchair in and I settled down. Di,bought my beer round for me, gave me a peck on the cheek, then went to move the vacuum cleaner out of the way.
"We don't want you tripping up and breaking your neck, do we", she said. "Again", I replied. "God, I can't believe I just said that".
I burst out laughing!
Last weekend Di and her boyfriend went watch a kick-boxing tournament. During the interval she went to the loo and walked into the gents, followed by some enormous bloke, in full view of the crowd! Uproar!
