Joke Tuesday.

Back to normal after yesterdays garden stuff. Btw, Keith came in with his new puppy. A Lakeland Terrier called Max. He's a little beauty!

Right, joke time.

It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hope that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it (and the joke)!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overtly attentive stare and walked directly toward her.(As men will.)

Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything you want, no matter how kinky, for £20.00....on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,"You have to tell me what you want in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20.00 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes and said:

PAINT MY HOUSE!