Joke Tuesday- Double bill.

Little Susie goes home from school and tells her mum that the boys keep
Asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them ?

Mum said : " YOU should say NO - they only want to look at your knickers".

Susie said : " I know they do that's why I hide them in my bag"!!

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A man meets a woman in a bar and buys her a drink. During this time he keeps looking at his watch. She asks why.

He says it's a new dating watch and it's giving me information about you. She asks what it says. He tells her she has no knickers on. She tells him it's wrong. He tells her he knows, it's an hour fast!