Pub news # 4

Yesterday was another culinary delight in the pub. My mates Roger, Mick and Brad came over,(along with Jake the Springer Spaniel)!

After a couple of pints we ordered. Roger decided on Gammon,egg,chips and beans, served with onion rings,mushrooms and grilled tomatoes. The rest of us shared a platter of Tempura battered king prawns,Southern fried chicken strips and chicken and chorizo kebabs, served on a bed of salad and accompanied by dips of chilli, cream cheese and BBQ sauce.

This was washed down with a few more beers and a lot of mirth. A good lunchtime, in good company!

Oh, and Keith! I didn't pay!

Pub news # 2

Boxing Day 2010. Whilst eating my delicious tempura battered prawns, the loose front tooth I have had for years fell out!

As there is no pain, I might leave it be. It makes me look quite rugged!

My parents led me to believe in Santa when I was a kid. Where's the bloody tooth fairy, the bitch?!!

I know this is a time of austerity, but come on! Give a cripple a quid for his tooth! It wont bankrupt an already bankrupt nation.

On second thoughts, make it £1.50, it'll buy me a half in the pub!!

Pub news # 1.

Right, let's get the seasons greetings crap out of the way!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Three of my mates came to the pub at lunchtime for a couple of pints, so I treated them to a platter of tempura battered king prawns on a bed of salad with three dips of sweet chilli,cream cheese and garlic mayonnaise.

This went down so well that we had some more! All for £12.00!

Bah, humbug!