Joke Tuesday.

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink. He's been staring at his drink for over half an hour when this big hairy biker walks in and stands next to him, grabs his drink,gulps it down in one and then turns to the little guy with a menacing look as if to say, "What'cha gonna do about it?"

The poor little guy starts crying.

"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time", the biker says. "I didn't think you'd cry! I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy, between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late for an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put and end to my life, and then you show up and ....















drink the f*cking poison, you bastard!