Joke Tuesday.
My thanks again to my good friend KB for this joke.
Pierre, a brave French WW1 fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!!"
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on her lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?",says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat I have red wine!"
She smiles and they start kissing. Things begin to heat up and Marie says,!Pierre, kiss me lower.!
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
"Pierre, what are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up. Marie leans close to Pierres ear and whispers," Pierre, kiss me much lower!"
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams,"PIERRE, WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING!?
Our hero stands there defiantly and says,"I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down I go down in flames!"
19 comments:
Very funny, I suppose a singed minge saves on the waxing! Debs x
Ouch!!!!The thought of that made my eyes water.
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Steady, Sylv!
Sandy, yes!
I'll take your word for it Debs!
Brilliant as ever John.
Very good one of your best :)
Bravo!
Hahahahaa. good one! Thanks for the post :)
Cyalayta
Mal [aka Maljam] :)
My Auntie Jean used to have a French fighter pilot boy friend called Pierre - wonder if it was the same one?
BTW you have been awarded a Gold cup for your general good egginess. It's on the bottom of my side bar - I don't do deliveries. No favouritism is involved - you deserve it.
Team Gherkin, welcome!
I cannot stop laughing! You've got to let us know what the outcome is when you try it yourself! :))
Hilarious!
Ouch, ouch ouch!!!!
LOL you sure know how to keep us laughing!
o(∩_∩)o...i laught to tears......
Leaping into the Seine? She was lucky the entire river surface didn't burst into flame.
Thank you once more for a damned good chuckle. Huggles and care from me.
Welcome yc!
Sally, ouch!
LW, my aim is to entertain!
Thanks Mickle! xx
Petra, I wish!!!!!!!!
Heard that one before but still love it!
GROAN
I may be here for a while. I've already found a few jokes and emailed them to friends! Thanks for the comment on my post. I'll be back :)
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