Pub news.
I escaped the dreaded bog incarceration today by virtue of stealth and speed! I waited until she was busy then raced hobbled off to the loo! I was back before she new it!
I fear I may not be so lucky tomorrow after the following conversation when I was 3/4's down my pint.
Di,"Are you alright if I go out for a smoke?"
Me,"Yes,no problem."
Di comes back in a few minutes later and says,"Do you want me now?"
Me,"No,thanks, but I'll have a pint!"
Trigger thought this highly amusing."You can sit on my lap if you like."
Di,"UGH,I'd be sick you twat!"
I'll see what tomorrow brings??!
9 comments:
Sounds like Di's fighting back!
jon m,too right!
If I were Di, finger, eye, poke sounds good and that's the only poke! Debs x
LOL,Debs x
You're asking for it!
Well my dear, we will know what happened to you if you don't plurk for a while :)
Hi, keli!
I almost sorry I never got to meet Di. I would have slapped and tickled her even before....
oh dear, poor Di ....
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