Joke Tuesday. Double bill!
Over 5000 men were surveyed and asked why they like receiving oral sex.
1% said they liked the warmth.
2% said they liked the sensation.
3% liked the eroticism.
However, 94% said they enjoyed the peace and quiet!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a case. He asks, "Where are you going?"
"To London",she says, "I've heard prostitutes get £400 a time for what I do for free".
The man starts packing too. The wife asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm coming too, I want to see how the hell you're going to live on £800 a year!"
7 comments:
Pathetic!
But funny LOL.
Hmmm..
Keith .... you left this joke over at my place ... did you not? I bet you found it funny then. (The second one, that is.)
Hah! So there, you grumpy git!
Sexist, rude...I loved them! :)
Oh dearie, dearie, me - yet I still LOL, dear John G has got away with it again.
You wicked rascal, sending love and huggles, Mickle in the cooler Wellywood, xxxxxx.
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