Joke Tuesday.

This is from my good friend KB, thanks KB!

The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go on a shopping trip one day to a big department store. While they are in there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed. The women's husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policeman breaks the news to them.

"I'm afraid sirs, that we believe your wives were killed in the fire. However the fire was so intense we cannot identify the bodies. Only their handbags, which were dropped in the panic remain. Can you identify your wives' handbags from these we found?"

The three men all look at the handbags and identify their wives bags. With all accounted for the policewoman leaves them to grieve in peace.

They sit in silence for a while, then the Englishman opens his wife's bag and rummages through it, finally pulling out a half empty packet of cigarettes and says, "All these years of marriage and I never knew she smoked!"

The Scotsman looks into his wife's bag and pulls out a half-empty bottle of scotch, "Jings, I knew her all that time an ah didnae ken ma missus drank!"

The Irishman empties his wife's handbag, looks through the contents and pick up a half-empty packet of condoms. "Saints preserve us!



















All dese years an oi never knew me wife was a man!"