Pub news.
Jez and Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady have put some hanging baskets outside the pub to add a bit of colour. They look really lovely and obviously Di had a say in their positioning for maximum effect.
This explains, why, in the space off 10 minutes she had nearly knocked herself out on them twice!
A 'mind the hanging baskets' sign should be made. You know what health and safety issues they pose.
Especially if you happened to be called Di!
After seeing Jez's
Perhaps I should have moved the socks first? Or even washed them?
-Keith.
15 comments:
Oh that was funny!!! Thanks for posting it, John!
Pleasure, Chris!
'elf n safety are very important the flowers might get damaged.LOL
ChrisB, LMAO!
This blog need an 'ed-itter.
I think that Keith misunderstood the need to apply 'hose' to his hanging baskets daily :-)
Well they did get maximum effect!
ps Guess who's baaaack!
I suspect she won’t be the only head-banger. Pretty to look at but hard on the head.
Let me guess, Keith--those were originally white athletic socks...
Pessimist, where have you been?!!
thanks Mr. F!
Bwaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha ha ha brilliant.
Perhaps a nice line of socks in front of the pub's basket would act as a warning to Di? Clever idea Keith.
Hello, Mr, R'Pus!
Or you can hang the socks the other way and stick flowers in them.
I used to have to dodge hanging baskets here too, one attacked me once.
I sometimes think I have much in common with Di:)
Tell Keith to live dangerously and get some coloured sox.
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