Pub news.
Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady has excelled herself this time!
Having lived with the female of the species for a year, I know that their morning habits are, get up, shower, dress, make-up, hair.
I didn't realise, however, that this could be used as hair spray!
Jez did NOT tell me this, semaphore was used!
12 comments:
Me first!
Did Jez spray the hair lacquer on his. . (sorry)under his arms then?
Semiphore was used? What's that? I do not understand. Please explain.
Gordon (Brown?) - Semaphore is a type of sign language used by silly people to communicate without making a sound.
If I stuck my middle finger up at you it means "Up yours!" and if I put two fingers up to you, it means "F*** Off"!
Well, semaphore is an improved version of that, only you use your arms and sticks with bits of cloth nailed to them. See?
Hee, Hee! Keith, good....for you!
Ha ha ha!!!
Well, at least she didn't grab the Preparation H and use it for her elbow cream (or worse - face cream!)
Only arseholes use Preparation H as a face cream!
Actually, I have heard that supermodels use Preparation H under their eyes to reduce bags...
Yes Keith but what was the semaphore saying? I don't recognise these products
Ball type or aerosol?
Neither, it was for under his armpits...
Well someone had to say it :)
So, did she perspire less?
Kila, swore a bit more!
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That's semaphore for 'my goodness'.
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