Pub news!

This may seem a strange start to a post on this highly unstable blog, but all will be revealed in due course.

Some information has been bought to this intrepid reporters attention by Jez.

A few months ago, it appeared that some 'creature' was snorting cocaine in the cubicle in the gents loo. They were standing on the toilet seat and lining it up on the window-sill. This has since been sorted, and the 'creature' involved, barred!

Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady was telling some of the lads about the incident, but, being everso pissed tired,she said, that to stop it happening again, she would cover the window-sill in......................................

Please note the song title!