Joke Tuesday.
INNER PEACE.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.
Some doctor on the television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonnay, a bodle of Bailey, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valium sciptins, the rest of the Chesescke an a pox of chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who fkin gud I fel.
Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece!
BURP!
15 comments:
consider it done :) LOL!
I might have to give it a go tonight *LOL* (again!)
Shank shoe verrysh mush!
Alcoholics, the lot of you!!
Thash a bill- brril- great idea!
LOL, LOL, LOL....A Good One, dear John....!
No unfinished bottles in this house. The thought of it!
ha ha! I could use a few of those unfinished bottles myself.
That was me deleting the comment. Sorry.
On reflection, I think you overdid it on the chocolates.
i never leave anything unfinished, i mean how can you leave a cheesecake unfinished, or a bottle of wine! LOL
Brilliant!!!
Fantastic idea!! I shall finish everything tonite after work!
Took your advice and hogged the remaining biscuits - feel sick rather than full of inner peace. . . .
Tha wuz jush billiamt, av found me innr peash now too. Baarrpphhh!
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