Pub news.
As you know I don't usually blog on a weekend, as most of you are out on the lash, but this, I felt, couldn't wait!
Di put some lovely spicy chicken wings on the bar today, and Paul being a gannet dived straight in. After consuming said wings he realised that there wern't any ashtrays to put the bones in. Charlie(Nikkis other half, not Di's dog!This is confusing.), gave him a plastic bag to put the bones in, and came out with the classic line........"That's not the first time you've put a bone into an old bag"!
In other pub related news, Nikki and Charlie came in with Monty, who after a busy morning fell asleep on the table! Keith
came in dressed like John Wayne minus the six-shooters. A bit different from the sartorial elegance of last week! This place is a madhouse! The Poacher is well on the mend after his recent hip operation, Trigger is still a tw*t, and all is well in the publogosphere! Take care, and keep smiling, I do!
5 comments:
I'm not on the LASH - I was going to but... it took me so long to get dressed it was too fucking late
You do indeed always keep smling John. You are an inspiration to us all.
Is that Monty? Because I've fallen in love with him.
PS I'm back:)
LOL, LOL...That Pub is one busy place with many characters...! But it sounds like Fun!
Trigger is still a twat - well, that's the main thing innit!
Monty is soooooo cute - I just want to make a big fuss over him!
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