Pub news.
Whatever I say, I get hit. This seems to have become a fact of my daily routine that it's just a natural occurence. Today was no exception. I even got belted before Trigger. Things do not bode well!
So, if I'm going to get hit anyway, I may as well deserve it! Agreed?
Yesterday, Jez and the hitwoman Di had a meeting with the BASTARD brewery manager. Jez took some photos of the latest promotions they have put on, and the 'A'-boards that Jez has painted and placed outside to advertise the place. Before they left Di had a flick through the photos, which were on top of the mail. They stopped at the post box. Di leaps out and posts the mail.............and the photos!!
Today, after Jez has bought some new seating from a pub auction, Di announces that,due to her fear of spiders,"I wont be around when Jez pulls it out ."
The next beating should be forthcoming soon, but at least i've earned it!!
28 comments:
LOL well you know what to expect for that!
I think a thumping is coming your way.
Time to invest in a crash helmet mate.
FBB, LOL!
Hurgoll, correct!
Chrisb, oh,yes!
Poor Di - no wonder she keeps belting you!
Thanks, karmynr!!
If you already know you are gonna receive your daily dose of pugilistic punishment I think you need to do more mud-slinging. You may as well be secure in the knowledge you earned what you recieve when the beatings get handed out LOL
Ta, stueykins...LOL!
Di should be grateful for all her free publicity. Funny about the photos!
Hi,Sally!
I think Di must be a Secret Service Agent. They are well known for losing vital information, and leaving secret folders on the trains, but I can't recall anyone daft enough to post photographs! If she's not an agent, then she should apply. With her qualifications getting in wouldn't be a problem.
Have no fear, lovely Di wouldn't dream of belting me, a harmless OAP with glasses on. . .
NB:
John G told me to write the above. . .
After she's read this, don't bank on it Grumps!
Sounds to me like you're just asking for a beating. Are you into S & M or just M & S?
You should have said that if Jez pulled it out more often, he wouldn't get spiders in there...
2 birds/1 stone...
You're cruising for a bruising...
You are very brave to take these risks just to amuse your blog readers!
pulling it out? haha why am I not surprised! *giggles*
I agree with Debi. Let's hope Di doesn't hit you with what Jex pulls out eh! ;-}
Hi, cind, welcome!
Wendy, LOL!
Why,thank you Mutts!
Dumdad, too late!
You should play on the 'sympathy vote'. Show people the "Sharing The Love" picture and explain how your brains fell out of your nose by accident
Will it be any easier to take knowing that you deserve it?
I second her fear of spiders. Smart woman!
Did you always have that streak of devilment?
Mum2, oh yes!
Arna,she would freak out!
Lol....I begin to think you just like being beaten! ;o)
Why don't you dress like a biiiiiig spider?
GG, LMAO!!
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