Joke Tuesday.
Yeah, I remembered!
Apologies to the Irish community!
Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy,looking like he'd been hit by a train.
His arm is in a sling and his nose is broken,his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.
"What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.
"That little shit, O'Conner," says Sean. "He couldn't do that to you,he must have had something in his hand."
"That he did," says Paddy, "A f*cking shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.""Well," says Sean, "You should have defended yourself, didn't you have something to hand?"
"That I did," said Paddy.
"Mrs, O'Conner's breast,and a thing of beauty it was but useless in a fight!"
4 comments:
*LOL* hands full then :)))))
I didn't see that one coming LOL. I must go and sort out some for my post tomorrow1
You are funny!
LOL, would never work with "An English bloke........."
Matey, many huggles and much care from 1/4 Irish Mickle, xxxx (Yep, a Grandfather born in Belfast BEFORE the partition, i.e. Grandpa Jim's date of birth is in March 1899)
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