Joke Tuesday.

Subject: Funny one



For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One



night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin

his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she

would go to Italy to secretly have the child.



If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child

support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would

know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply

mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then

arrange for the child support payments to begin.



One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

"Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today." "Oh,

just give it to m
e and I'll explain it later," he said. The wife obeyed

and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.



On the card was written:



"Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.



Three with meatballs, two without.



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