Pub news
Two people got stung in the pub today. Di, our ever so lovely soaker landlady had an old glass on the bar that had been left outside from last night. Swimming in the dregs was a drunken wasp,(backstroke I think). She poured the contents of the glass into the sink, then put the glass into the glass-washer. Thinking the wasp had gone down the plug-hole she picked up the cloth from the sink and wrang it out. The wasp had crawled inside and it stung her in the palm of her hand!
We proffered genuine advice on how to ease the pain. Suggestions were variable, ranging from.................well, you tell me!
Oh, and the second person to get stung?
ME!
when I paid my tab!
12 comments:
Urine?
Close,Beccy! Someone did offer!
Vinegar?
That's what I said!
Great minds John, great minds!
Yes indeed,Beccy!
Vinegar is what I was taught.
I was right then Chris!
Sugar cube alledgedly absorbes the poison...?
I was thinking of something a lot less printable!
All I can say is OUCH!!
Onion!
I didn't know these wretches were over there too. Here we call 'em 'follow me'. If you disturb them, they follow until they catch you.
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