Joke Tuesday.

A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely. He

thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths
when you're calling for a cab."


He popped into a phone booth near the hotel and found an ad for a girl
calling herself 'Erogonique', a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.

He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel. When back in the room
he figures, what the heck, give her a call.

"Hello," the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and
give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone
and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it
now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got
in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me
in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that
sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line."

With thanks to a Mr. Robert Horak!