Joke Tuesday!
A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug walks in and smacks him in the face and says "That's KUNG FU from Japan." A bit later the thug smacks him again and says, "That's TAE KWON DO from Korea."
The little guy gets up and staggers out of the bar.
A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug around the head, knocking him out cold!
The little guy says to the barman." When that Tw*t wakes up, tell him that was a f*cking SHOVEL from B&Q!
10 comments:
I couldn't think what the punch line would be~ great LOL!!
Glad you liked it Chris!
I ♥ it!
Had to laugh %-)
(fucking barstools)
Eeeer...LOL :)
well done little guy :) :) :)
Nice one, that's going to be doing the rounds today!!
That was great! Love it when the bullies get their comeuppance.
Thanks John for a damned good laugh (I needed it). Huggles
Classic!!
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