Joke Tuesday.

A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red cart with small ladders hung on the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet and has the cart tied to a dog and a cat.

The firefighter walks over to take a closer look: "That's a lovely fire engine," he says admiringly.

"Thanks," says the little girl. The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied on of the cart's strings the the dog's collar and one around the cat's testicles.

"Little colleague," says the firefighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that string around the cat's collar, I think you would go a lot faster."

She pauses for a moment, looking at the dog and the cat, then shyly says:

















"You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a f*cking siren, would I?"