Joke Tuesday.

FEMALE/MALE

Eight words with two meanings.

1: THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female.... Any part under a car's hood.
Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2: VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing football with only three defenders.

3: COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female.... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male.... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4: COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.... Trying not to hit on other women whilst out with this one.

5: ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male.... Anything that can be done whilst drinking beer.

6: FLATULENCE (flach-u-lence) n. Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male.... A source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

7: MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.... Call it what you want, just as long as we do it.

8: REMOTE CONTROL (ri-mot-kon-trihl) n. Female.... A device for changing channels on the T.V.
Male.... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.