The First Post! (2009)
Greetings and a Happy New Year to all my bloggie friends (and Keith).
I intend to start this new year in the manner that I left the last one,with a beating from our "ever-so-lovely soaker landlady Di!
New Years Day in the pub started with the......... 
......coming into the bar looking rough radiant as ever.
"Happy New Year Di", I said. "Oh, and to you." she replied.
"Jez, where are my glasses?" "I don't know",he replied.
Di turned round and spotted her glasses on the bar from the night before (clue). "Found them!" she announced triumphantly.
"Jez, I've lost my phone." "Oh", came the reply.
Jez is trying to pack the disco equipment away from last night.
"Jez."
"Yes."
"I can't find my car keys."
"They're probably in the car, I proffered." "Shut up you ", came the reply.
"Here,take mine," said Jez.
Red wine, who'd have thought it after last weeks "I'm never drinking again!?"
11 comments:
Without prejudice, or fear of a bloody good thumping from Di, I can state that what John has posted is absolutely true.
It's also true what they say about blondes. Di keeps proving this time and time again!
One of these days she is going shopping and then forgetting her way back to the pub!
Oh, you're dead mate!
Happy new year to you too, John.
Sounds familiar. Last night:
Mrs F - Where's my camera?
Me - I gave it to you before we left.
Mrs F - Then it must be upstairs in my bag. Fetch!
Me (5 mins later) - Nae joy.
Mrs F - Or my coat pocket.
Me - ...nope.
Mrs F - Maybe it fell out in the car.
SiL (after looking in the car) - Sorry, no.
Mrs F - Here it is in the kitchen all along. You lot are useless.
Happy New Year, John! Hope you survive Di for another year.
Hope you have a thumping good year ahead of you LOL
That ought to do it ;)
Can't wait to see the movie: Di Hard.
Bonne Année!
'Di turned round and spotted her glasses on the bar from the night before (clue). "Found them!" she announced triumphantly.'
At least Di can see her glasses when she isn't wearing them - lucky gel!
Hope you and yours have a great 2009 and you keep riling Di:)xoxox
I think Di deserves a medal for getting out of bed if she's still suffering from a hangover - and another one for putting up with you lot! Hope you all have as much fun at the Merrie Monk this year as you did in 2008 - and keep telling us all about it please.
The Merry Monk sounds like a hoot. And only 4.8 miles away too!
I've been mugged, welcome!
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