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The installation of the Nintendo Wii is going down well. Even the older locals are having a go.
Yesterday was an eye-opener. Di came and sat next to Keith.
"You and me need to have a word", she said. He looked a little surprised. "We do?!" "Yes, we do,I read your comments on his (my) blog!"
"He wrote that",he lied. "No I didn't", I retorted. Di went for the truth and belted Keith! Just desserts! I am villified, a free man, until tomorrow!
13 comments:
Enjoy your freedom while it lasts!
Yes! First commenter me!
And second!
Move along now, Dumdad, that's enough.
Pillock! LOL!
Wii - ah yes, one of those appeared at Chateau Ricardipus just after Christmas (surprisingly enough).
My handsome and bearded Swedish Mii character named Bjorn is hopeless at tennis. The tiny skater-dude I created named "Micro" is a demon at it. Go figure.
Junior Ricardipus #1, however, can wallop ANYBODY at boxing. Perhaps I should send him along to deal with Keith?
Yes please R'Pus, but i think Di can handle him!
OOOOh a Keith basher. That'll larn him!
Not one word of sympathy from any of you! Not one!
Nobody loves me. *sob* I'm going up the garden to eat worms . . . no, wait, I have a better idea, I'm take John up the garden and force feed him some worms!
*storms out and slams door. exits left.*
Keith, you'll do better if you exit *before* you slam the door...
Normally I'd have sympathy for you, but it's nice to see someone else get it besides John for a change...
#Debi!xxxxxxxx
'the locals are wiing'!!! hehehe
Awwww poor Keith - you're always abusing him John!
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