Joke Tuesday.
A NEW USE FOR BOTTOMS!
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has being buying it from this branch on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "We don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, and pops off to get it.
She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container,
"To apply, push up bottom."
11 comments:
LOL...too funy!!
You'll have all the blondes gunning for you now. LOL
Chris B - Di just happens to be a blonde, but she dyes it dark because she doesn't want anyone to know, so don't tell a soul.
John will be in bother tomorrow when I tell her that joke! In fact I'll get Jez to put this blog on the BIG screen.
A blonde walks up to a soda vending machine with a stack of dollar bills. She puts one in, chooses a soda, and receives a can and some change. She does this several times, and eventually a line starts to form behind her, of people waiting to buy soda. Finally, the man behind her taps her on the shoulder and asks her how long she will be. She turns around and says,
"Hellloooooo?! I'm winning!"
Where do you find this endles supply? Brilliant. I laughed lots
A man walks into a chemist and asks the assistant for some deodorant.
The assistant enquires "ball type, sir?"
He replies "no, it's for under my arms!"
'Oh the old ones are the best!'
Doh!
Even I knew that:)
LOL, good one.
Bottom deodorant. Not a bad idea. ;)
If I send this to me dad, he'll say I'm definitely sick in the head & sadistic for inflicting such sick jokes on him.
I'll just give him your email address & tell him it's all your fault!
Nice one John!!
Well it was a new one on me, so well done!
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