Joke Tuesday.

This is from my 'Sister'.

A young boy shouts to his mother, "MUM, CAN YOU HELP ME?"

His Mum shouts back, "I'M UPSTAIRS. DON'T SHOUT AT ME, GET UP HERE AND SPEAK TO ME PROPERLY!"

The boy walks upstairs.

That's better, she says, "Now, what do you want?"

The boy says, "I've trod in dog shit, and I can't get my trainers off."

This made me cry!