Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Pub news.

It's good to be back, after what has been a traumatic few weeks in the Merrie Monk. I won't go into any details, suffice to say it wasn't good.

Things are getting back to normal. Di, our ever-so lovely soaker landlady got extremely pissed last Sunday (nothing new there then)! She still swore at the customers whilst playing poker!

Charlie my favourite barmaid, as you know is pregnant and is becoming increasingly nuts! Is it a hormonal thing? I have nick-named her ASBO. Zach, her boyfriend, and potential father wants a girl, ASBO wants a boy. The list of potential names that ASBO has drawn up , to me, is scary!

Any suggestions?


Anonymous said...


Obvious name -

or Tarzan! He can swing off really quick - or if a girl, Jezabel... I hope this is helpful....

Anonymous said...

How about Keith? Or John even? Knowing ASBO she'll call him some weird name, like 'Pedigree' or even 'Guinness'!

Just a thought, but how does 'Nipper' strike you?

Mal Kiely [Lancelots Pram] said...

Welcome back to blogland :)

Kila said...

Hello, dear friend, I have missed you. (((HUGS))) Sounds like Di will keep you cheered up!

wendishness said...

Mortimer LMFAO

Pat said...

Glad you're back:)
Mildred - Pinky for short if it's a girl.
Algernon if it's a boy.

Itsdaft said...

Tell her to name a boy after her Dad

Mickle in NZ said...

Hooray, John is back in Blogland!

Tell Charlie there is no hurry to name baby - I was nameless for over 3 weeks before my folks could agree on a name for me. 44 years later and I still don't think they got it right!

Care and huggles,

Michelle and that cat of mine, xxx and a suprising lack of feline snoring