Tuesday, 13 April 2010

Joke Tuesday.

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper!


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.


FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows f#%#%#g everything!

5 comments:

Sam said...

John, are these ads for real? The English have a good sense of humour, I love it !!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Most of us women actually know everything *sticking my tongue out*

john.g. said...

Sam,yes!

john.g. said...

KB,lol!

Dumdad said...

I remember an ad for a dog that read something like:

"Large sheepdog for sale, obedient, eats anything, loves children."