Tuesday, 12 April 2011

Joke Tuesday.

A passenger airliner has just landed at Glasgow airport and after coming to
a halt, the Pilot does his customary speech, but forgets to switch the
intercom off !
The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the
evening, and the Pilot replies, "First up I am going for a sh1te and then I
am gonna bang the @rse off that new wee stewardess" Unaware every passenger
has just heard him !!
The wee stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to the cockpit to
confront him, but trips and falls right before the cockpit door.

A wee Glasgow wummin helps her up and says, "Take yir time dear, he`s goin
fur a sh1te first"

3 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Exellent!!! Laughed out loud here at work :D

Dumdad said...

Good one!

Pat said...

Wicked!