Monday, 9 January 2012

Pub news.


The 'Chairman' has excelled himself today. Pat, who has been absent for the last few days was in today.

The 'Chairman', "Pat, i'll bring you up to speed on what you've missed." Pat, "What's that then?"

"I've bought a new toilet seat! It's beech and really comfy. I can't wait to try it for real!"

Pat,"Have you missed your medication, or overdosed?

This place gets worse! But I like it!

1 comment:

Guyana-Gyal said...

As long as the chairman keeps his new chair in the right place...