Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Joke Tuesday.

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her 'Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.

The teenager wants to die. She explains to her grandmother That she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate... The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.

Happy Gardening and don't mess with a Senior Citizen!

7 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Equality rules! *LOL*

cogidubnus said...

I was going to mention the Hanging Gardens of Babylon but I don't suppose the missus is that enamoured of me either!

All the best

Dave

Sally said...

Brilliant! :)

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Webster World said...

That was great.

Mickle in NZ said...

Thoroughly appreciated - and you know about my current personal Amazon state.

Mickle, up in Tauranga, NZ,

(...... where we are expecting the remains of Cyclone Evan to give us a wet, windy and very humid Xmas. The "overnight temperature low" for Xmas Eve is 22C - my dear Folks may well get up on Xmas morning to find me sleeping on the sofa in lounge where there is an air-conditioning system. Swap you for Xmas places to be this year - I'd even put up the loathsome brussels sprouts!!!!)

John Greenwood said...

I'll swap! x