Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Joke Tuesday.

Subject: FW: Logic.

Woman: Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes.

Woman: How many beers a day?

Man: Usually about 3

Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !)

Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5,400 …correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5,400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man: Correct

Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink beer?

Woman: No

Man: Where’s your Ferrari?

Go figure, ladies!


Dumdad said...

Sod the Ferrari!

Dumdad said...

John, I've no doubt mentioned this before (beer does me brain in) but whenever I comment on your blog it always refers to my old (closed) blog. My current blog is http://theothersideofparis.wordpress.com/ (as you know) but Blogger won't let me change that in the comments section. Not important just saying!

OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL....The idea that someone could save that much money is beyond belief---But I guess it is true!

Pat said...

The fun you have having a drink with friends is priceless. IMO.

cogidubnus said...

I like that one John and have filed it away for future use!

Every Good Wish


Guyana-Gyal said...

And then spend a whole lot of $$ caring for the darn Ferrari...