Joke Tuesday.

The Australian charm!

Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird. And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word.

So ya bum is on the big side, I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care. So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there.

No Sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts. They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best.

I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think it's very sexy you've got dimples on ya thighs.

I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you’re as good as I was ever gonna get.

No matter what you look like I'll always love ya dear.

Now shut up while the cricket's on And fetch another beer.

Brings a lump to your throat doesn't it . .