Tuesday, 3 June 2008

Joke Tuesday!

A little guy is sat at the bar, when all of a sudden a thug walks in and smacks him in the face and says "That's KUNG FU from Japan." A bit later the thug smacks him again and says, "That's TAE KWON DO from Korea."

The little guy gets up and staggers out of the bar.

A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug around the head, knocking him out cold!

The little guy says to the barman." When that Tw*t wakes up, tell him that was a f*cking SHOVEL from B&Q!

10 comments:

ChrisB said...

I couldn't think what the punch line would be~ great LOL!!

john.g. said...

Glad you liked it Chris!

Mr Farty said...

I ♥ it!

SpanishGoth said...

Had to laugh %-)

(fucking barstools)

© Karelian Blonde said...

Eeeer...LOL :)

Sylv said...

well done little guy :) :) :)

Brom said...

Nice one, that's going to be doing the rounds today!!

sablonneue said...

That was great! Love it when the bullies get their comeuppance.

Mickle in NZ said...

Thanks John for a damned good laugh (I needed it). Huggles

Jayne said...

Classic!!