Tuesday, 10 June 2008

Joke Tuesday! With a difference!

I put a joke on here earlier, but Sylv remembered that I posted that last week, and that I might be suffering from the onset of Alzhiemers. What's that?

Anyway, thanks Sylv!

As I have run out of jokes I have something else for you to have fun with.

Dog Show

This is from the programme for the Ashby Magna dog show. Read the listed categories on the dog show agenda, and using your knowledge of the Merrie Monks' locals, put the local to a category. Here is a guide to the locals: Me. Trigger, Keith, Nikki, Charlie, Di, Jez, The Poacher, Poachers' Dad, Poachers' Uncle and his crocodile dog


Click on the picture to read it clearly.

Have fun!


Mr Farty said...

I'm not touching that one with a bargepole. Except...exactly how pretty is Di?

Grumpy Keith said...

You are suffering with old timers disease! You forgot:

Nipper (ex-Coldstream Guardsman, still keen. A bit like Foggy in "Last of the Summer Wine").

Roger (an amicable twat, a bit like Quarsan)

Paul the Poser (A wannabe Ice-cream salesman)

Steve ("Don't you mess with me!")

and not forgetting The Wing Commander (Ex-RAF)

It wouldn't e fair if I took part, because I'm one of the contenders!

Keith said...

Di is bloody GEORGOUS!

V. Mildew said...

I can't wait to see who the "Prettiest Bitch" is gonna be. . .

Jim Yakomoto said...

....and as for the "Dog the Judge would like to take Home", the mind boggles! Watch out John, could be your lucky day!

Sally Lomax said...

It was the waggiest tale that made me laugh....

Z said...

The best child handler 12 years and under is a bit worrying.

Anonymous said...

You're welcome, my dear:)

Looking forward ot what 'team ups' the regular merrie monkers come up with, I wouldn't dare to do it:)

Murph said...

Surely categories 6 and 7 are the same?

Dog shows are such a meat market you know luvvies!

john.g. said...

You cowards! The lot of you!!

Brom said...

So if a dog show has different categories,
do cat shows have different dogetories?

sablonneuse said...

I think you should have a category for the most tactful, diplomatic and cowardly readers.

john.g. said...

Pedigree classes:
1/ Keith
2/ Monty (Nikkis' dog)
3/ Nipper
4/ The Wing Commander
5/ In this pub?.....ok, Jez.
6/ Di
7/ The Poacher
8/ The Poachers' Dad
9/ Charlie, Di's dog....sweeping up duties!(I'm dead!)

Novelty classes:

1/ Trigger
2/ Steve !
3/ Charlie(Nikki's other half)
4/ Ron's dog, snappy bastard
6/ Paul
7/ Who is dog the judge?

PI said...

I'm voting you for the Scamp trophy.
Not that I'm biased or anything:)

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

Wel, I didn't even understand what I was supposed to do...lol! Oh Well...

That camera sounds FANTASTIC! I don't think you can go wrong with a Nikon SLR.....I NEED to get an SLR...My pictures would be much much better...Soon!
Good Good luck with that Camera....I hope you post some of the pictures your Dad will take.