Saturday, 11 April 2009

Pub news.

A few things have been brought to my attention over the past week or so. Too minor to warrant their own posts, but when put together they have a little substance.

Take the seemingly innocuous mobile phone charger. I'm sure 99.9% of you have one. They are compact and easy to use, the small bit goes into the phone, the big bit goes into the wall socket. Flick switch and BINGO it charges!

Or does it?

If, after five hours the phone is still flat something must be wrong.

"Jez, it's broke", said Di.

"Have you plugged it in?"

"Yes, look."

"Try the big end too!"

A couple of days ago Jez had a barrel of Pedigree bitter that wouldn't clear properly. This is not unheard of as Pedigree is a difficult ale to keep, and many factors can affect it.

Jez was telling Di about this problem and said he thought the atmospherics may have affected the beer in the cellar.

"We've got ghosts?", she asked.


Keith said...

There are also some bloody BIG spiders down there!

Keith said...

. . . perhaps they peed in the Peedigree?

Now, where's my coat?

ChrisB said...

Talking od booze...this reminds me I threw 24 bottles larger down the drain yesterday. Embee unearthed them when we were clearing the cellar he reckons they were t least 4 years old.

Jayne said...

"Try the big end too!"

It really helps - in fact the phone would charge MUCH quicker! I's nice to know madness is still about John!

#Debi said...

Happy Easter, John!

I ain't afraid of no ghosts! :)

mutleythedog said...

Pedigree comes from home town - I used to buy it in bottle unlabelled off the back of a drey - and in all the local pubs...

Guyana-Gyal said...

Di has you fooled, John G, she's only saying this stuff to see what you'd say about her behind her back haha.