Joke Tuesday.
Small penis
'Of course I won't laugh,' said the nurse. 'I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.
THE BLOG IS BACK!
11 comments:
Rofl! What a great way to make a comeback with the blog. I've missed you both here and in Plurkville, it's good to see you again
BubbleBoo x
Hahahahahaaaaaaaa....omWord!! How funny....
Good to see you back! I knew you couldn't stay away for long. :)
And back with its usual wit!
Glad to see you John!
So glad to see you back in business John and loved the joke!
Welcome back! Here's to the AAA battery! hahahaa
Welcome back!!!!!
Yay! Glad you're back, and with a good one! :D
Thanks guys!
It's been a difficult few weeks in the pub. Things of which I won't divulge. Di and the gang are marching on! More fun will follow.
I've really missed this blog.
I'm glad you're back. <3
Hugs,
BryonyXx
I just saw this and fell of my chair with laughter...at work!
Good to have you back :)
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