Tuesday, 11 May 2010

Joke Tuesday.

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi! Wanda.


2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman: I froze to death.


2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in
the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive.

6 comments:

© Karelian Blonde said...

Autch!

Jayne said...

Arrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh!!!!

Pat said...

That's so funny I have to tell MTL!

Guyana-Gyal said...

That's what she thinks...she doesn't know what the wife would've done after she'd been found.

Mickle in NZ said...

unexpecte punch line for me - good stuff, dear John!

Mickle xxx

Ricardipus said...

*grin*