Tuesday 11 May 2010

Joke Tuesday.

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven


1st woman: Hi! Wanda.


2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?


1st woman: I froze to death.


2nd woman: How horrible!


1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
peaceful death. What about you?


2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected
that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in
the den watching TV.


1st woman: So, what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the
basement. Then I went through every closet and checked
under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.


1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd
both still be alive.

6 comments:

Karelian Blonde said...

Autch!

Jayne said...

Arrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhh!!!!

Pat said...

That's so funny I have to tell MTL!

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

That's what she thinks...she doesn't know what the wife would've done after she'd been found.

Mickle in NZ said...

unexpecte punch line for me - good stuff, dear John!

Mickle xxx

Richard Wintle said...

*grin*