Tuesday 14 September 2010

Joke Tuesday.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, drinking beer etc. There was always something that seemed more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."




The doctor's say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp....

6 comments:

Mr Rob said...

Silly sod!!!

Unknown said...

Thanks Mr. Rob!

Karelian Blonde said...

Ha!

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

He's lucky, he can still walk!

Mickle in NZ said...

This joke is both wonderful and dreadful. You have a unique talent, dear John, and a true skill in joke selection!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Poor woman! My females would have advised her that a theatrical display of sarcasm is much less effective than grabbing the testicles.