Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Joke Tuesday.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, drinking beer etc. There was always something that seemed more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."




The doctor's say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp....

6 comments:

Mr Rob said...

Silly sod!!!

john.g. said...

Thanks Mr. Rob!

© Karelian Blonde said...

Ha!

Guyana-Gyal said...

He's lucky, he can still walk!

Mickle in NZ said...

This joke is both wonderful and dreadful. You have a unique talent, dear John, and a true skill in joke selection!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Poor woman! My females would have advised her that a theatrical display of sarcasm is much less effective than grabbing the testicles.