Tuesday, 21 September 2010

Joke Tuesday.

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust."
And then the fight started...

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

And that's how the fight started...

3 comments:

Guyana-Gyal said...

The second fight started after the lovin' wife discovered it was her husband after all.

Mickle in NZ said...

Super loud chuckles from over here, super thanks John!

Pat said...

And there was I thinking you were a freeman;)