Merry Christmas
A Merry Christmas and a Good New Year to all from me, Keith. (You know, the person who really runs this blog).
Well that's the pleasantries over with, now over to my second-in-command, John. [Did you know he double-crossed me today? All together now, "SHAME!"
6 comments:
Sod off, Grumpy!!
Let's be fair. First, we need to know what he did.
Then we'll holler 'SHAME.'
I think you should explain to your 'host' that The Licensing Act of 1872 explains that operating a horse, cow or steam engine while intoxicated carries a prison sentence or a £200 fine.
Ergo, he should stop shagging cows ;-)
Merry Xmas dude
Goth!! You live!
indeed - I live. A lot luckier than the last heifer your landlord passed (or stopped to partake in/of/whatever)
hasta luego amigo
Goth - What are you talking about, I don't understand!
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