Pub news # 2
Boxing Day 2010. Whilst eating my delicious tempura battered prawns, the loose front tooth I have had for years fell out!
As there is no pain, I might leave it be. It makes me look quite rugged!
My parents led me to believe in Santa when I was a kid. Where's the bloody tooth fairy, the bitch?!!
I know this is a time of austerity, but come on! Give a cripple a quid for his tooth! It wont bankrupt an already bankrupt nation.
On second thoughts, make it £1.50, it'll buy me a half in the pub!!
4 comments:
Oh John, poor you.
Z, no worries. I just need the beer money!
Can I send hugs?
I still have to send you the sauce...that will come in handy for the new pub X X
G.G, hugs are welcome! As will the sauce! xx
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