Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Joke Tuesday.

My Favourite Animal

Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."


She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.


My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.


I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.


He said they love animals very much.


I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the headmaster's office.


I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.


I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the headmaster's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.



I told her, "Colonel Sanders."



Guess where I am now...

8 comments:

Webster World said...

That's a great one.

Hannah Joy Curious said...

Now is probably not the time to tell you that I am a vegan, right? ;-)

ChrisB said...

Had me chuckling LOL

john.g. said...

Good to hear from you, Chris!

Bol said...

Excellent. Best last line I've read in ages.

Pat said...

That was funny - and clean!

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cogidubnus said...

Cheers John (now where have I heard that one before?)

All the best mate!