Monday, 26 March 2012

Pub news.

I stated earlier that the reason for diversifying this blog was due to the lack of lunatics in here. Well, he may not be a lunatic, but the "handyman" surpassed himself today.

"Have you found my phone?" he asked Paul. I had it yesterday. "You were pissed yesterday when I saw you in The Queens Arms." came the reply. "Could you ring them and check there?" No luck. Roger the gas was in and offered to ring the handymans' phone to see if someone answered. "Hang on, I'll just nip out to my van." Ring, ring. "Hello, who's that?" "It's Roger." "I've found my phone. It was on the drivers seat. I've been sat on it all day!"

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