Tuesday, 18 September 2012

Joke Tuesday.

40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me. The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female!!!!


Z said...

You see my foresight in marrying a man who appreciates antiques. I grow in value the older I get!

Ms Scarlet said...

Ha, ha! Both to the joke and wot Z said!

Unknown said...

Z, surely he didn't marry an antique, you just became one!

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OldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL...I didn't see that one coming...!